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A falconry joke that needs a punchline

June 19th, 2011

Greetings!  I need some help finishing a Joke.  This picture is from the little town of ‘Hawks’ in Presque Ilse County, Michigan where the local watering hole is called “The Night Hawk Inn” They host Euchre tournaments, darts and softball games too.  They welcome fishermen, hunters, and sportsmen of all kinds.  I always wondered what would the bartender say if a Falconer walked into this bar with a Hawk in his fist.

” A Falconer walks into a bar and the bartender says…”

“Where did you get that?”  The Hawk Replies:  “In the woods of Northern Michigan, there are hundreds of them!”

If can think of a better punchline, post it here!



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