Falconry Bumper Stickers
I thought I’d have a little fun with some bumper stickers and falconry slogans. If falconry humor was a little more widespread, you might see more of these on the back of some facloner’s cars.
- My Red-Tail can eat your Kestrel.
- My Peregrine Falcon can knock your Red-Tail out of the sky.
- Hoot if you love Owls.
- Screech if you love Hawks.
- Stoop if you fall for Falconers.
- Falconers love rabbits too; in the freezer or in the stew!
- There’s room for all God’s creatures, right next to the mashed potatoes.
- Falconers do it in the bushes.
- Got Talons?
- I brake for Raptors!
- My Raptor eats my roadkill.
- I’d rather be flying my [accipiter | falcon | buteo]
- My Other car is a Millenium Falcon.
- Hunt hard, Kill quickly, [waste nothing] Offer no apologies.
- I do all my own falconry stunts.
- The Family that Preys together, stays together!
- Falconry is for the Birds!
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If you have an additional idea for a funny falconry slogan or bumper sticker, please leave a comment! I’d love to add your addition to the collection!
Women Falconers do it with Raw Meat!
OK . . . Men Falconers do it with raw meat too . . . but it doesn’t have the same effect!